Closing Chicago Real Estate

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A mildly sarcastic list from Smart Money about the foibles of real estate sales people…some sadly quite true…

1. “Your open house is really just a networking party for me.”

2. “My fees are negotiable.”

3. “Think you’ve had no offers? Actually, there’ve been several.”

4. “I’m not obligated to keep my mouth shut for you.”

5. “Sometimes I forget whose side I’m on.”

6. “I know zilch about zoning.”

7. “I won’t let termites—or pesky inspectors—kill a deal.”

8. “I sometimes forget I’m not a lawyer.”

9. “My website is a dead end.”

10. “You can probably do this without me.”

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